Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible and I'd like to share my summary of 2 Kings 6 with you.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, I guess. So go ahead.

Contestant: In this chapter, the king of Aram goes to war against Israel, but the prophet Elisha reveals the plans of the Arameans to the king of Israel, allowing the Israelites to prevail. The Arameans then besiege the city of Dothan, where Elisha and his servant are staying, and Elisha miraculously makes the Arameans retreat and not attack.

Alex Trebek: (sighs again) Alright. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, Elisha then performs another miracle, when he feeds a hundred people with just a few loaves of bread. Lastly, Elisha helps the king of Israel defeat the Arameans in a battle, by blinding their soldiers.

Alex Trebek: (rolls eyes) Well, that was certainly an interesting summary. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me about yourself?