Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for fun?

Contestant: I like to read the Bible.

Alex Trebek: Oh, okay. So what have you been reading recently?

Contestant: Well, I just finished 2 Kings 17.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, what is 2 Kings 17 about?

Contestant: 2 Kings 17 is about the fall of the northern kingdom of Israel. God had been punishing them for their sins by sending them into exile. But instead of turning back to God, they followed other gods and continued to sin. So God sent the Assyrian army to conquer them and take them into captivity. The kingdom of Judah was able to survive, but Israel was no more.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] That's...interesting. Anything else you'd like to talk about?

Contestant: Sure. I can tell you about the other books of the Bible.