Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to summarize 2 Kings 23...

Alex Trebek: (sighing in frustration) Ugh, why does this keep happening? Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In 2 Kings 23, King Josiah of Judah is informed of the book of the Law that had been discovered in the temple. He reads it and then realizes the people of Judah have been worshiping false gods. He orders that the temple and all its contents be cleansed, and that the false gods be destroyed. He also orders that the Passover be celebrated and that people from all over the land come to Jerusalem to do so. He also makes reforms to the law and to religious practice, and renews the covenant with God.

Alex Trebek: (rolling his eyes) Okay, well thank you for that...