Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I was just reading through 2 Kings 4…

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Can't we talk about anything else?

Contestant: Sure, but this is interesting! In 2 Kings 4, we see Elisha healing a woman's son and also feeding a hundred people with just a little bit of food. But the most incredible miracle of all was when Elisha resurrected a dead man!

Alex Trebek: *sighs again and rolls his eyes* Okay, I guess you can tell me more.

Contestant: We also see God helping the people of Israel by sending a great abundance of food. And there's one more story: a woman begs Elisha for help, and he gives her a solution to her financial woes by telling her to sell her oil for a profit.

Alex Trebek: *sighs one last time and shakes his head* Alright, well thank you for telling me about the Bible. Now let's move on to something else.