Batman: Holy Bible, Robin! This chapter of 2 Kings is about a woman who comes to Elisha for help.

Robin: Gosh, Batman, the poor woman had a desperate situation. Her husband had died and now her creditors were threatening to take away her two sons as payment for her husband's debts.

Catwoman: They must have been desperate indeed! What did Elisha do?

Batman: Well, Catwoman, he told the woman to borrow as many empty containers as she could get her hands on and fill them with olive oil.

Robin: Gosh, Batman, did it work?

Batman: It sure did, Robin! The containers kept filling up until there was no more olive oil left. The woman was able to pay off her debts and she and her sons were saved from destitution.

Joker: Wow, that's one miracle I'd love to witness!