Batman: Robin, I've just received word from Gotham that the King of Judah, Hezekiah, is gravely ill.

Robin: Holy sickness, Batman! We must help him!

Batman: Yes, indeed. Fortunately, the prophet Isaiah has told Hezekiah that he will live for fifteen more years.

Catwoman: But, what about the Assyrians? They're threatening to invade Judah and lay siege to Jerusalem.

Batman: Fear not, Catwoman. God has promised that the Assyrian army will not even enter Jerusalem.

Joker: But what if they do?

Batman: No need to worry, Joker. The Lord miraculously destroyed the entire Assyrian army in one night, so the city of Jerusalem is safe.

Robin: Holy victory, Batman!