• King James Version

    1. Now there cried a certain woman of the wives of the sons of the prophets unto Elisha, saying, Thy servant my husband is dead; and thou knowest that thy servant did fear the LORD: and the creditor is come to take unto him my two sons to be bondmen.

  • Norm

    Welcome to Weekend Update! It's been a wild ride through the Old Testament, but here we are in 2 Kings 4. We've got a prophetess, a widow, a Shunammite, a wild gourd, and Elisha. What could possibly go wrong? Well, the widow has no money and her two sons are about to be sold into slavery.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we just finished up 2 Kings 3, so what's happening in 2 Kings 4? Bible Expert: Well 2 Kings 4 starts with the story of a widow who needs help paying her debts. She went to Elisha the prophet and asked him for help.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was just reading through 2 Kings 4… Alex Trebek: *sighs* Can't we talk about anything else? Contestant: Sure, but this is interesting! In 2 Kings 4, we see Elisha healing a woman's son and also feeding a hundred people with just a little bit of food.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, Recruits! This is 2 Kings 4. It's all about a woman whose husband died leaving her with two sons and no money. She goes to the prophet Elisha for help and he tells her to borrow as many empty jars as she can and fill them with oil.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Bible, Robin! This chapter of 2 Kings is about a woman who comes to Elisha for help. Robin: Gosh, Batman, the poor woman had a desperate situation. Her husband had died and now her creditors were threatening to take away her two sons as payment for her husband's debts.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen here, no malarkey. This chapter of the Bible is all about a widow who came to the prophet Elisha and told him that her husband had died and left her with no money and two sons. Elisha said, "C'mon, man, what do you have in your house?" and she replied, "My father used to say, 'Nothing but a little oil.

  • Donald Trump

    2 Kings 4 is a terrific chapter with some unbelievable stories of God's power. There's a great widow who comes to Elisha because she's in a sad! financial situation. Elisha tells her to go and get some empty vessels and fill them with oil.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: Alright, so Chapter 4 of 2 Kings starts with Elisha giving a woman a plan to pay off her debts. He tells her to borrow as many empty jars as she can and fill them with the only thing she owns, a bottle of oil.