• King James Version

    1. Now Naaman, captain of the host of the king of Syria, was a great man with his master, and honourable, because by him the LORD had given deliverance unto Syria: he was also a mighty man in valour, {but he was} a leper.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time for a Bible Update! This week, we're checking out 2 Kings 5. This chapter starts off with a bang, introducing us to Naaman, a Syrian army commander who happens to have leprosy. His wife's servant suggests he visit the prophet Elisha, and he does so.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe Rogan: Alright, so tell us about 2 Kings 5! Bible Expert: Sure thing. This chapter is about a Syrian commander named Naaman who was a leper. He was sent to the prophet Elisha to be healed. Joe Rogan: Wow, so he just went to the prophet and he was healed?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, contestant, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself? Contestant: Sure, Alex. But before I do, I'd like to quickly tell you about 2 Kings 5. Alex: (frustrated) Ugh, okay. Go ahead. Contestant: In 2 Kings 5, we meet Naaman, a commander of the Aramean army.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! Chapter 5 of 2 Kings is all about Naaman, a commander of the Syrian army. Naaman has leprosy, and a young Hebrew slave girl tells him to go to the prophet Elisha in Samaria if he wants to be healed.

  • Batman

    Batman: I think it's time we looked into 2 Kings 5, Robin. Robin: What do we have this time, Batman? Batman: Naaman, the leader of the Syrian army, has leprosy. A young girl who's been taken captive from Israel tells him about a prophet who can help him.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! I'm not joking here, folks! I'm gonna tell you the story of 2 Kings 5. See here, Jack, it all starts with Naaman, an army commander in Syria. Naaman was a real hero, I tell you what, but he had a big problem: he had leprosy.

  • Donald Trump

    Naaman was a bigly soldier from Syria, with a sad! skin condition. He heard about Elisha the prophet in Israel, who many people are saying could heal him. So he went to check it out. Elisha told Naaman to dip seven times in the Jordan river and he'd be healed.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: Alright, so 2 Kings 5 opens with a military commander from Syria named Naaman. He had leprosy and was sent by the king of Syria to the king of Israel for a cure. Peter: Hey look, it's Naaman from Syria.