• King James Version

    1. Then Elisha said, Hear ye the word of the LORD; Thus saith the LORD, To morrow about this time {shall} a measure of fine flour {be sold} for a shekel, and two measures of barley for a shekel, in the gate of Samaria.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, this week on 2 Kings we got the story of the four lepers who were outside the city gate of Samaria during a famine. They were starving and desperate, so they decided to just go to the camp of the Syrians and hope for the best.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about 2 Kings 7. What's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is about a great famine in the city of Samaria. The people were starving and had resorted to eating their own children.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself..." Contestant: "Well, did you know that in 2 Kings 7, there was a famine in Samaria that was so severe that the head of a donkey was sold for 80 pieces of silver, and a small amount of dove's dung was sold for 5 pieces of silver?"

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, soldiers! This is 2 Kings 7. You better get it straight or you'll be doing push-ups. So, the Syrians were camped out around Samaria and had it under siege. But then four leprous men stumbled upon the Syrian camp, and found it abandoned! It's like the Syrians had just up and left! So they went back to Samaria and told the king what they had seen.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must investigate the mystery of the four lepers! Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: In 2 Kings 7, four lepers were sitting outside the gates of the besieged city of Samaria. They were so desperate for food, they decided to risk their lives and go into the enemy camp.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. I'm not joking, 2 Kings 7 is literally an amazing chapter. It starts off with a bunch of folks in the city of Samaria facing a famine, and they're so hungry they're talking about eating their own children -- c'mon, man! That's no malarkey.

  • Donald Trump

    Wow, 2 Kings 7 is a great chapter! So much winning and so many terrific things. The Syrians were so overrated, and the Lord made them look like a bunch of haters and losers. In a tremendous turn of events, it was revealed that the Syrians had already left - what unbelieveable news! Many people are saying it was a great miracle, and I believe them.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in 2 Kings 7, we've got this crazy story about some lepers who discover a whole bunch of food that was hidden away by the Syrians. Lois: Oh wow, that's like that one episode of Friends where they find a giant pot of gold in Central Park.