Listen up, soldiers! This is 2 Kings 7. You better get it straight or you'll be doing push-ups.

So, the Syrians were camped out around Samaria and had it under siege. But then four leprous men stumbled upon the Syrian camp, and found it abandoned! It's like the Syrians had just up and left! So they went back to Samaria and told the king what they had seen.

The king in Samaria sent out a captain of his guard to check things out, and sure enough, the Syrians had left. So the king called together his officials and told them to raid the Syrian camp, but they were too scared of the Syrians.

So the king sent out the four lepers, who found all kinds of valuable stuff in the camp--silver, gold, clothes, and food. They told everyone they had found it, and the people went out and raided the camp, bringing back lots of stuff.

So, the Syrians weren’t gone--they had just retreated. But when they came back, they found their camp looted and ran away.

So that’s 2 Kings 7. Now, you'd better get it straight or you'll be doing push-ups.