Peter: Alright, so in 2 Kings 7, we've got this crazy story about some lepers who discover a whole bunch of food that was hidden away by the Syrians.

Lois: Oh wow, that's like that one episode of Friends where they find a giant pot of gold in Central Park.

Stewie: Yes, but this is much more serious. They were starving and this food was like a miracle.

Brian: So when the Syrians heard about the food they left, they were like, "Ahhh, no way, we're out of here!"

Peter: Yeah, and then the King of Samaria found out about the food and he was like, "Wait a minute, what's going on here?" So he sent his servant to check it out.

Lois: And then the servant came back and told the king about the food, and the king was like, "Let's get it!"

Stewie: But then the servant was like, "Wait a minute, what about the Syrians?" And the king was like, "Screw the Syrians, let's eat!"

Brian: So the king and his men went out to get the food, and when they got there, it was like a scene out of a movie. All the food was just sitting there, waiting to be eaten.

Peter: So then the king was like, "Let's celebrate! We've got food and we're not gonna starve anymore!"

Lois: And then everyone was like, "Hooray!" and they went off to eat and celebrate.

Stewie: And that's the story of 2 Kings 7! And remember kids, don't forget to eat your veggies!