1-27

Lois: Alright, so what's the deal with the Bible chapter 2 Kings 3:1-27?

Peter: Well, Lois, it's all about King Joram of Israel, who teams up with the king of Judah and the king of Edom to fight against the King of Moab.

Lois: Wow, sounds intense.

Peter: It gets even better. The kings seek help from the prophet Elisha, who tells them to dig trenches. So, they do, and God tells Elisha to pour water into the trenches. Then, God causes the water to miraculously turn into blood.

Lois: So, did the kings win the battle?

Peter: Yes! The Moabites were so scared, they fled. Then, Elisha predicted that God would cause a huge flock of birds to fall from the sky. And it happened! The birds filled the trenches and the kings of Israel, Judah, and Edom ate them.

Lois: Wow, that's like something out of a movie!

Peter: Yeah, it's like the time the Hamburglar stole the secret sauce from McDonalds... except with birds instead of burgers.