Peter: Alright, so in this chapter of the Bible, God sends an angel to Elijah the prophet, telling him to go to meet the king of Israel.

Lois: Oh, that sounds like a fun mission!

Brian: What kind of king are we talking about here?

Peter: Oh, you know, the usual kind. He has an army and he's kind of a jerk.

Stewie: Sounds like a perfect set-up for a Disney movie!

Chris: Or a rap song!

Peter: Right. So Elijah meets up with the king, who isn't too happy to see him. He orders his army to capture Elijah, but God sends down fire from heaven and the army is destroyed!

Lois: Wow, that's intense!

Brian: You said it. But then what happens?

Peter: Well, the king gets the message from God, finally, and he changes his ways. He agrees to worship God, and then Elijah is taken up to heaven in a chariot of fire!

Chris: Wow, that's even better than the ending of Star Wars!

Stewie: I guess that's why it's in the Bible!