Lois: Alright, Peter, what do you got for us on 2 Kings 8?

Peter: Ah, yes, 2 Kings 8. In this chapter, Elisha tells the King of Israel that God is going to cure the woman's leprosy. And then they go and it happens just like that!

Lois: Wow, God's pretty powerful!

Peter: Yeah, but then the King is so thankful that he gives the woman her house back.

Brian: Ah, a classic case of "Good thing comes to those who wait". Just like that '90s sitcom, Blossom!

Lois: Blossom was '90s?

Brian: Yep, 1990 to 1995.

Peter: Anyways, then the King of Syria comes and the King of Israel goes to meet him, but he's so scared that he hides behind a tree.

Stewie: What a boob!

Peter: Yeah, and then Elisha tells the King of Israel to shoot arrows in the air and God gives them a miracle victory, just like that!

Lois: Wow, that's amazing!

Peter: Yeah, and then they go back to the palace and the King of Israel gives Elisha the gift of the whole land of Israel.

Brian: Talk about a great parting gift! Just like that movie The Godfather Part II.