Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself..."

Contestant: "Well, did you know that in 2 Kings 7, there was a famine in Samaria that was so severe that the head of a donkey was sold for 80 pieces of silver, and a small amount of dove's dung was sold for 5 pieces of silver?"

Alex Trebek: *Groans* "What?! No, no, no, no, no! Not the Bible again! Why does this keep happening to me?! Alright, so what else happened in this chapter?"

Contestant: "Well, Elisha prophesied that the famine would be lifted the next day, but at first the people of Samaria were skeptical. However, the next day, four lepers were outside the city and noticed that the Syrians had fled. They went into the camp and found that it was filled with food and supplies, so they took it back to the city and the famine was ended."