Alex: "All right, so tell us a little bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Actually, I'd rather talk about the Bible. Specifically, 2 Kings 11!"

Alex: *sigh* "Sure, why not. Let's hear it."

Contestant: "Well, 2 Kings 11 tells the story of Athaliah, the evil queen mother of King Ahaziah. She usurps the throne and takes over the kingdom, going so far as to kill off all of the royal heirs to the throne. However, her plans are thwarted when the priest Jehoiada hides the infant Joash, who is the rightful heir, and then organizes a revolution against Athaliah. The people rally behind Joash, and he is crowned king. Athaliah is executed, and the kingdom is restored."

Alex: *sighs again* "That's... that's quite the summary. Well, anyway, let's move on to the next question."