Alex: "Well, it's great to meet you! So, tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I can start by telling you about the Bible. Specifically, 2 Samuel 1." Alex: [Sighing] "Alright, if you must. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's start with something basic. Tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I was thinking of summarizing the Bible! Specifically, 2 Samuel 2. Alex Trebek (Sighing): Ugh, not this again. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was recently reading the Bible, and I wanted to give you a summary of 2 Samuel 3. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Well, if you must. Contestant: Basically the chapter starts off with a long war between the house of Saul and the house of David. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I feel like I should start by summarizing the Bible, starting with 2 Samuel 4. Alex Trebek: Uh, that's great, but I'm sure there's probably more interesting things we could talk about. →

Alex: So, what have you been up to lately? Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible and I just finished 2 Samuel 5. Alex: *Sighs* Alright, what happened in that chapter? Contestant: Well, the people of Israel asked David to be their king, so he moved his residence to Jerusalem and became their king. →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I just finished reading 2 Samuel 6. Alex (clearly frustrated): Uhh-huh. Well, what can you tell me about the chapter? →

Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually a Bible scholar, and I'm particularly interested in 2 Samuel 7. So, in 2 Samuel 7, God promises to David that he will make him an eternal dynasty, and that his throne will be established forever. →

Alex Trebek: "Well, tell us a bit about yourself, what do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm an avid Bible student and I've been studying 2 Samuel 8 recently." Alex Trebek (clearly frustrated): "Okay, so what's 2 Samuel 8 about then?" →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I would summarize 2 Samuel 9 for you. Alex Trebek: *sighs* That's nice... but let's move on to something else. →

Alex: "So tell me about yourself, contestant. Where did you grow up? What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, 2 Samuel 10. In this chapter, the Ammonites and Syrians have formed an alliance to fight the Israelites. →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to talk about the Bible. Specifically, I'd like to summarize the story of 2 Samuel 11. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, if you insist. →

Alex: "So, what do you do for a living, contestant?" Contestant: "Well, I'm currently studying the Bible, and right now I'm focusing on the book of 2 Samuel. Let me tell you what happens in chapter 12!" →

Alex: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a student of the Bible. I'm currently studying 2 Samuel 13. Alex (sighing): Oh, great. Please tell me it's not another Bible story. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about 2 Samuel 14. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Okay, go ahead. Contestant: This chapter tells the story of Joab, who was David's army general. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I like to think of myself as an expert on the Bible. I've been studying it for years and would like to summarize 2 Samuel 15 if that's alright. →

Alex: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a biblical scholar, and I focus on a book called the Bible. Alex: [sighs] Okay, so what's the Bible all about then? Contestant: Well, 2 Samuel 16 is about a man named Shimei who is from the tribe of Benjamin and he curses King David as he is fleeing Jerusalem. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself! What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I love to read the Bible, and actually I was just reading 2 Samuel 17 the other day. It's about how Ahithophel counsels Absalom to pursue David and his men with a large army, while Hushai suggests a different plan to Absalom, one that David hopes will be successful. →

Alex Trebek: So, what brings you here to Jeopardy today? Contestant: Well, Alex, I wanted to tell you all about the Bible, specifically 2 Samuel 18. Alex Trebek: (Visibly frustrated) Uh… I think that's a bit much for the “get to know you” period. →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell us a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about 2 Samuel 19. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Uh, okay. What is 2 Samuel 19 about? Contestant: Well, in this chapter, King David returns to Jerusalem after being banished from the city. →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing 2 Samuel 20. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, let's hear it. Contestant: In the chapter, a man named Sheba leads a revolt against King David, and David's general, Joab, pursues Sheba. →

Alex: "So, what hobbies do you have?" Contestant: "Well, I love to read the Bible, and I'm particularly interested in 2 Samuel 21!" Alex (sighing): "Ah, yes. Well, what's that chapter about?" Contestant: "It's about the time when David, the king of Israel, sought to make atonement for his sins by providing seven descendants of Saul to be put to death. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, let's get to know each other a little bit. What do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar! Alex Trebek: (Raising an eyebrow) Interesting. So what can you tell me about the Bible then? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, and for our final "get to know you" question of the day, what can you tell me about yourself? Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'm going to give you a summary of 2 Samuel 23. →

Alex: "So, what have you been up to lately?" Contestant: "Well, I've been studying the Bible and I recently read 2 Samuel 24." Alex: [Sighs] "Oh, great. What does this chapter have to do with anything?" →