Alex: So, what have you been up to lately?

Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible and I just finished 2 Samuel 5.

Alex: *Sighs* Alright, what happened in that chapter?

Contestant: Well, the people of Israel asked David to be their king, so he moved his residence to Jerusalem and became their king. Then he conquered the city of Jebus and renamed it Jerusalem. He also defeated the Philistine forces and extended his reign over all of Israel.

Alex: Ugh, why do I always get the Bible folks?! Alright, anything else?

Contestant: Yes, David organized the administration of the kingdom and also brought the Ark of the Covenant to Jerusalem.

Alex: *Rolls eyes* Great. Anything else?

Contestant: That's pretty much it. David made Jerusalem the center of worship and the capital of Israel.

Alex: *Muttering* Alright, fine. Anything else?

Contestant: No, that's it.