Peter Griffin: So, 2 Samuel 5 is all about David, ya know? He's like, 'I want to be the king of all Israel, so let's make it happen!'

Lois Griffin: Wow, that's pretty ambitious. So, what happened?

Peter Griffin: Well, all the other tribes of Israel came together to anoint David as their king. So, like, he's now the king of all Israel. Bam!

Lois Griffin: That's amazing. So, what's next?

Peter Griffin: Well, after he was anointed king, David conquers Jerusalem and makes it his capital. So he's like, 'Hey yo, Jerusalem is my city now!'

Lois Griffin: Kind of like when Mark Zuckerberg said, 'Hey yo, Facebook is my website now!'?

Peter Griffin: You got it, Lois! So yeah, David is now the king of all Israel, and he's ruling from Jerusalem. Now, I'm gonna get some KFC.