Peter: Alright, so in 2 Samuel 8, we've got David defeating the Philistines and the Moabites.

Lois: Wow, that's super impressive!

Stewie: Yeah, David's a real superhero. Except without the spandex and the awesome theme song.

Brian: True, but after that, he defeats the Edomites, the Zobahites, the Arameans, and the Ammonites. He even took tribute from the Arameans.

Peter: I heard that he took some of their golden shields with him, too.

Lois: Wow, that's a lot of conquests!

Stewie: Yeah, I bet the Arameans were really mad. They probably had to watch him take their golden shields away like those kids at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Brian: Yeah, and David also appointed leaders over all of Israel. Shows how much he cared about his people.

Peter: That's right. He was a great leader. He even gave some of his own stuff to the people.

Lois: That's really generous of him!

Stewie: Yeah, he's like Batman, except without the wealth and the cool gadgets.