Peter Griffin: Alright, so 2 Samuel 6 - it starts out with King David trying to bring the Ark of the Covenant back to Jerusalem, but he's doing it the wrong way, with a bunch of oxen and a cart.

Lois Griffin: Whoa, whoa, whoa - the wrong way? He should have been doing it the way the Lord told him to, with poles and no oxen!

Brian Griffin: Yeah, and then Uzzah, the ox driver, reached out and touched the Ark to steady it when the oxen stumbled, and he gets struck down by the Lord.

Peter Griffin: That's right. This is like an old episode of The Twilight Zone or something.

Stewie Griffin: Ugh, I don't know why the Lord would be so harsh. He should have just asked Uzzah nicely to back away!

Chris Griffin: Anyway, so then David gets all mad and takes the Ark back to his house.

Peter Griffin: And then six months later, King David finally decides to do it the right way, so he has the Levites carry it with poles.

Lois Griffin: And then they sacrifice a bunch of animals and have a big feast.

Brian Griffin: Yeah, like the scene in Animal House when they have the toga party!

Peter Griffin: Haha, yeah. And then David dances around like a fool and gets made fun of by Michal, his wife.

Stewie Griffin: Well, that's just rude.

Chris Griffin: But don't worry, he gets revenge. He has her banished from the palace!

Peter Griffin: That's right. So, moral of the story - don't mess with King David, or else you'll end up like Uzzah!