Peter: OK, so the chapter starts off with this dude Shimei, who is cursing King David and throwing rocks at him and his followers. He's like "You deserve this, David, you killed Saul and his son!"

Lois: Wow, that's harsh.

Brian: Yeah, but David's like "Nah, don't worry about it, let him do his thing"

Peter: Yeah, David's all like "I'm gonna let God take care of it, so don't worry about it."

Stewie: But then David's buddies are all like "What?! No way, you gotta do something!"

Lois: But David's still like "Nah, God's got this."

Brian: So then Ahithophel, who is a counselor to David, gives him some advice and tells him he should go to the wilderness and hide out.

Peter: Yeah, so Ahithophel's like "Go to the wilderness, it'll be cool there."

Lois: Wait, is this like that movie "Into the Wild" where Emile Hirsch goes to Alaska or something?

Peter: No, not really, but I guess it could be like that if you want it to be.

Stewie: Yeah, so then David's like "OK, let's go to the wilderness," and so they did.

Brian: And then Ziba, who is one of David's servants, comes along with him and brings some food and supplies.

Lois: Wow, that was nice of him.

Peter: Yeah, so then they get to the wilderness and they're like "OK, let's hang out here."

Stewie: But then Mephibosheth, who is the son of Saul, shows up and he's like "Hey, I wanna come too!"

Brian: So then David's like "Sure, why not, come along."

Lois: And then they all hang out in the wilderness and have a good time.

Peter: Yeah, it's like the ultimate camping trip, but with a lot more political intrigue.

Stewie: Yeah, and then they all head back to Jerusalem and the chapter ends.

Brian: That was pretty exciting.

Lois: Yeah, I guess so. So what happens next?