Peter: Alright everyone, let's get this Bible thing started. 2 Samuel 10... looks like it's about war.

Lois: War? What kind of war?

Brian: What are you talking about, Lois? Of course it's a war. It's always war in the Bible, isn't it?

Stewie: You might as well just call it the Bible Wars.

Peter: Oh, I get it. It's like how they called the first two Star Wars movies A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back.

Cleveland: In 2 Samuel 10, King David sends his army to fight against the Ammonites, who were led by Nahash the Ammonite.

Joe: Yeah, and then David's army defeats the Ammonites and the king of the Ammonites gets really mad and calls for help from the Arameans.

Quagmire: But then the Arameans decide they don't want to help the Ammonites, so the Ammonites get even angrier and they end up losing the battle.

Meg: Then David's generals come back from the battle and David gives them a big reward for their victory.

Peter: And that's 2 Samuel 10. So next time on Family Bible Study, we'll be talking about 2 Samuel 11.

Everyone: Yaaaay!