Batman: "Greetings, Robin! In this chapter of the Bible, King David sends Joab and his men to battle against the Syrians. He defeats them and takes their gold and silver."

Robin: "Golly, that's amazing! How did they pull it off?"

Batman: "Well, they sent a message to the Syrians to suggest that they should send out their best men to fight. But instead, the Syrians sent their lesser men to battle, so the Israelites were easily able to defeat them. It was a brilliant strategy!"

Joker: "Ha ha ha! How cowardly of the Syrians to send out their lesser men instead of their best! What a bunch of chumps!"

Batman: "Indeed. But David still honored them by sending ambassadors to their king, and he also gave them gifts to show his appreciation. He was a wise and generous ruler."

Robin: "That's true! It was very kind of him to show them such respect, even though they had been defeated."

Batman: "Indeed. That is the mark of a true leader."