Robin: Holy Book of Books, Batman! What is this chapter about?

Batman: It's about the prophet Nathan confronting King David about his sins.

Joker: Oh, I love a good moral lesson!

Robin: What did David do wrong?

Batman: He committed adultery with Bathsheba and then had her husband Uriah killed in battle.

Catwoman: That's pretty twisted.

Batman: Indeed, Catwoman. Nathan told David that he had sinned and was guilty of murder. As punishment, God would take the son of David and Bathsheba. But after the baby died, God forgave David and gave him another son, Solomon.

Robin: What a happy ending!