Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! The Philistines are attacking the City of David!

Batman: Not to worry, Robin. The Lord is with David, and He will deliver the city from the Philistine's hands.

Joker: Ha ha ha! No way! The Philistines are too strong. No one can stop them!

Batman: The Lord will deliver the city, Joker. In 2 Samuel 5, David and his men fight the Philistines and defeat them. Then, David makes Jerusalem the capital of Israel and builds a palace there.

Robin: Holy wow! It looks like the Lord is keeping His promise to David.

Batman: Indeed He is, Robin. It's a lesson to us all that the Lord will keep His promises, no matter how difficult the circumstances may be.