Well, it's been another exciting chapter of the Bible, folks. This time in 2 Samuel, we've got the Israelites crowning David as their king, and then they go to war with the Philistines. Long story short, the Philistines got their butts kicked and David was the big hero. But then the people of Jebus tried to resist him, so David sent his troops to take that city too. And that's how Jerusalem became the capital of Israel. In the end, David won the day and everyone was happy. Except for the Philistines. They really got the short end of the stick.