"Well, well, well, what do we have here? In 2 Samuel 7, we find out that God is a people pleaser! He's so pleased with King David that he promises to give him a dynasty that will last forever. But wait - there's a catch! David's son, Solomon, will be the one to inherit the throne, not David himself. So, all in all, a bittersweet chapter, but hey, I guess that's the Bible for ya!"