Well, folks, this week in the Bible, things get a little hairy in 2 Samuel 4. After the death of Saul and Jonathan, David's leadership of Israel is challenged by a man named Ishbosheth, the son of Saul's concubine. But David quickly takes out Ishbosheth and his general Abner, so it looks like it's smooth sailing from here. Oh, wait, never mind. There's still a guy named Rechab and Baanah who kill Ishbosheth, and then they bring his head to David. Because that's a great way to get on the King's good side. But David isn't happy, and he has the two men executed and their hands and feet cut off. So that's a cheery ending to this chapter.