Peter: Alright, this is 2 Samuel 4. So, David's son, Ishbosheth, gets assassinated by two of David's captains, Rechab and Baanah.

Lois: Wow, that's messed up.

Brian: Yeah, they chopped off his head and brought it to David. But then David's all like "Why did you do this wickedness?"

Peter: Yeah, and then David had them executed and he buried Ishbosheth.

Stewie: Oh, so David was like, "You killed my son, now you gotta die" kind of thing?

Lois: Yeah, it's kind of like when Tony Soprano killed Christopher for, you know, killing his horse.

Peter: Right, but then David also takes vengeance on the people of Gibeon for what happened to Ishbosheth, so it's a real bloodbath.

Lois: Oh, that's terrible.

Brian: Yeah, but it was a different time. I mean, it's not like he was going around killing innocent people for no reason.

Peter: Yeah, and then at the end of the chapter, David also takes an oath with all the leaders of Israel.

Lois: So, he was trying to make sure they could all get along?

Brian: Yeah, like when the Avengers battled each other in Civil War, but then they all made up at the end.