Peter: Alright, so 2 Samuel 11 is all about King David, right? He's chillin' at home when he notices this hot babe taking a bath.

Lois: Uh, Peter, that's not really the focus of this chapter.

Peter: Eh, close enough. So, David is like, "Hey, who is that?" and he learns it's Bathsheba, the wife of Uriah the Hittite.

Stewie: Oh, I get it! Bathsheba and Uriah Hittite, like, the Beatles and the Rolling Stones.

Peter: Yeah, Stewie, just like that. So, David sends for her and they sleep together and she gets pregnant.

Brian: Then David tries to cover it up by having Uriah sent to the front lines of battle so he'll be killed.

Peter: Right. Then David marries Bathsheba and they have a son. The prophet Nathan confronts David about his actions and David repents and God forgives him.

Lois: Well, that's a lot to take in.

Peter: Yeah, and then David goes on to write some of the psalms. The end. Hey, anyone up for some wings?