Quagmire: Alright, so 2 Samuel 18. So, Peter, what's the deal?

Peter: Well, Quagmire, David decides to send out his troops to fight Absalom. He sends out the commanders of the army and the troops follow.

Quagmire: So, it's like the Battle of the Bastards from Game of Thrones, only with David and Absalom?

Peter: Pretty much. So Absalom's troops are defeated and Absalom flees, but gets caught in a tree by his head of hair and is killed.

Quagmire: Wow, so he was like Samson, only he got caught in a tree instead of the temple?

Peter: Yeah. So, then David finds out and is grief-stricken and orders the troops to bring him back, but they don't. So then an old man comes to David and tells him that he should accept Absalom's death and move on.

Quagmire: Wow, that's like that scene in The Lion King where Mufasa dies and Simba has to move on.

Peter: Yeah, something like that. So, David repents and accepts it and the troops are relieved. The end.