Peter: Alright everybody, we're gonna do a summary of 2 Samuel Chapter 17!

Lois: Oh Peter, that sounds too boring for us.

Brian: It's not so bad. It's about Ahithophel, who was a counselor to David, and how he had betrayed him.

Peter: Oh yeah, and then Absalom had a plan to kill David, and Ahithophel suggested that they attack him at once.

Lois: But then Hushai, one of David's buddies, told Absalom to wait, so Absalom did.

Brian: That's right. Ahithophel then realized that his plan wouldn't work, so he went home and killed himself, instead of being captured by David.

Peter: Wow, that's so sad. Hey, it's like that episode of The Simpsons where Homer kills himself.

Lois: Peter, this isn't the time for your dumb jokes.

Peter: Oh, sorry. Anyways, David then fled and was pursued by Absalom and his men.

Brian: Right, and then Absalom got caught in a tree and was killed by one of David's men.

Lois: That's so sad. Poor Absalom.

Peter: Yeah, it's like that episode of South Park where Kenny gets killed.

Brian: Peter, seriously, knock it off.

Peter: Oh, sorry. But that's the gist of it. David was reunited with his men and they all went home. The end.