Peter: Alright, so in 2 Samuel 9, King David tries to find out if any of Saul's relatives are still alive.
Lois: Wait, why?
Peter: Well, because he wanted to be kind and show kindness to Saul's family in memory of him.
Stewie: Ah, a noble gesture, typical of King David. So, what happened?
Brian: Well, he found out that Saul's grandson, Mephibosheth, was still alive. He summoned Mephibosheth to his court and restored Saul's land to him.
Lois: That's amazing.
Stewie: Yeah, it's like something out of Game of Thrones!
Peter: Oh, yeah, and then he made Mephibosheth one of his close advisors and gave him a place at his own table.
Brian: Wow, that's really generous.
Lois: Yeah, it sure is.
Stewie: Hey, remember the episode of The Simpsons where Homer got to have dinner with the president?
Peter: Yeah, that was a good one.
Brian: Alright, back to the Bible.
Lois: Right. So, then what happened?
Peter: Well, Mephibosheth was so grateful that he bowed down to King David, and David accepted his loyalty.
Stewie: Ah, a classic example of loyalty rewarded.
Lois: Kind of like that show Friends, where the gang always had each other's backs.
Brian: Yeah, exactly.
Peter: And that's the end of 2 Samuel 9.