Peter: Alright everyone, we're summarizing 2 Samuel 13.

Lois: Ugh, do we have to?

Peter: You betcha. So, in this chapter, Amnon falls in love with his half-sister Tamar, and he tries to sleep with her.

Brian: Gross.

Peter: I know, right? But it gets worse. Amnon's friend Jonadab suggests he pretend to be sick and then ask Tamar to come take care of him so he can get close to her. So he does, and when she comes he tells her to sleep with him.

Lois: That's so wrong!

Peter: I know, it's terrible. But Tamar says no, and then Amnon forces her to have sex with him.

Stewie: Ugh, that's awful.

Peter: Yeah, it is. But then Amnon is done with her and he kicks her out. He even tells his servants to throw her out and not let her back in.

Brian: Wow, what a jerk.

Peter: Yeah, and it gets even worse. After Amnon throws her out, her brother Absalom finds out what happened and he's so angry he plots to kill Amnon.

Lois: That's awful.

Peter: Yeah, it is. But in the end, Absalom doesn't get to carry out his plan because Amnon is killed by another one of his brothers before he can get to him.

Stewie: What a wild ride!