"LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! 2 SAMUEL CHAPTER 13 IS ALL ABOUT AMNON, SON OF KING DAVID. HE'S A SICK PUPPY, PRETTY MUCH IN LOVE WITH HIS HALF-SISTER TAMAR. SO, HE COOKS UP A PLAN WITH HIS COUSIN JONADAB TO GET TAMAR ALONE, THEN RAPES HER. TAMAR'S BROTHER ABSALOM FINDS OUT AND IS PISSED. LONG STORY SHORT, ABSALOM GETS HIS REVENGE BY HAVING AMNON KILLED. DAVID'S GRIEVING BUT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING TO ABSALOM. NOW YOU KNOW, SO MOVE IT OUT!"