Atten-tion! Listen up, maggots! This is Chapter 8 of 2 Samuel. King David conquers his enemies and strengthens his kingdom. He defeats the Philistines and captures many of their cities. He defeats the Moabites and Edomites, and wins back the land that belonged to Israel. He defeats the king of Zobah, and captures his chariots and horses. He also defeats the king of Hamath and establishes a covenant with him. He also defeats the Arameans, and they become his servants. So remember, maggots, King David conquers his enemies and strengthens his kingdom!