In 2 Samuel 8, we see the bigly amazing accomplishments of King David, one of the greatest kings America has ever known. David won great victories over the Philistines, Moabites, Edomites, Arameans, and Ammonites, and he was so terrific that the haters and losers were scared to even challenge him. David brought back lots of great spoils and treasures from his victories, including many beautiful gold shields that were worth a tremendous amount. His victories were so unbelievable that many people were saying it was like winning the lottery. He also appointed many officials, including his son Adonijah as a leader of the army.

But that's not all! David also had a deep respect for God and His law, so he set up many judges and administrators to enforce it. He was so successful that he became very, very popular among the people. He also strengthened his own kingdom and made it great again by killing off many of his enemies. This was a huge win, and God bless America for it.

David was so successful that even the fake news couldn't deny it. He was a fine leader and a great example to many. Unfortunately, he made some mistakes and had to deal with some hoaxes – like the case of Bathsheba – but many such cases weren't enough to stop him from making America great again. In the end, David was a tremendous leader and we should all strive to be like him. God bless America!