Batman: Robin! It looks like King David has just conquered the Philistines and Moabites!

Robin: Holy victories, Batman!

Catwoman: You mean he conquered them in the name of the Lord!

Riddler: That's right! And he also defeated Hadadezer, the king of Zobah, and recovered all of his stolen gold and silver.

Penguin: He even took the golden shields of Hadadezer's army as trophies!

Batman: But that's not all! He also conquered the Edomites and appointed rulers over them.

Robin: He was certainly a powerful king!

Joker: And he didn't forget about God either. He dedicated all the captured treasures to the Lord and offered sacrifices.

Catwoman: He was certainly a God-fearing man!