Batman: Here we are, Robin, watching the events of 2 Samuel 15 unfold.

Robin: It looks like Absalom is leading a rebellion against his father David.

Batman: That's right, Robin. Absalom has 200 men with him and is determined to usurp David's throne.

Catwoman: I don't know why he even bothers. David is the most beloved king in all of Israel.

Riddler: Yes, but Absalom is determined to prove his worthiness to the people. He is determined to prove that he can be a better leader than his own father.

Penguin: But it looks like David's loyal followers are not so easily swayed. They remain loyal to their king and will not join Absalom's rebellion.

Robin: And in the end, Absalom's rebellion fails. David is reinstated as king and peace is restored to Israel.

Batman: And that, Robin, is the story of 2 Samuel 15!