Batman: "Holy Scripture, Robin! We're here to talk about 2 Samuel 6!"

Robin: "Gosh, Batman, what does this chapter say?"

Batman: "It tells of King David's attempt to bring the Ark of the Covenant back to Jerusalem. He was so excited about it that he danced in the streets!"

Catwoman: "What a silly thing to do. He should've know better than to make a spectacle of himself like that."

Batman: "That's true, Catwoman. But David was so happy that he and all the people were shouting and playing musical instruments in celebration."

Joker: "Sounds like a party. I'm sure I would've been invited."

Robin: "But David's wife, Michal, didn't like it and she scolded him for it."

Batman: "That's right, Robin. But the Lord was pleased with David's enthusiasm and he blessed him for it. That's why the Ark was brought to Jerusalem."

Riddler: "I'm still confused though. What was the Ark of the Covenant anyway?"

Batman: "It was a special chest that held the tablets of the Ten Commandments. It was a symbol of the covenant between God and his people."

Penguin: "Well, any time I see a symbol of a covenant, I know it means trouble!"

Batman: "Let's hope not, Penguin. Now, let's move on to the next chapter."