• King James Version

    1. Again, David gathered together all {the} chosen {men} of Israel, thirty thousand. / 2. And David arose, and went with all the people that {were} with him from Baale of Judah, to bring up from thence the ark of God, whose name is called by the name of the LORD of hosts that dwelleth {between} the cherubims.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time to dig into 2 Samuel 6. So, King David finally gets his hands on the Ark of the Covenant and he's feeling pretty good about himself, right? He's having a big ol' parade with the Ark and he's dancing around like a crazy man.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's get into it. What's the deal with 2 Samuel 6? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, it begins by King David bringing the Ark of the Covenant to Jerusalem and celebrating the occasion with a great parade.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I just finished reading 2 Samuel 6. Alex (clearly frustrated): Uhh-huh. Well, what can you tell me about the chapter?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is 2 Samuel 6, and it's all about King David and his plan to bring the Ark of the Covenant back to Jerusalem. He gathers up 30,000 of his best men, and sets off to retrieve the Ark from the house of Abinadab.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Holy Scripture, Robin! We're here to talk about 2 Samuel 6!" Robin: "Gosh, Batman, what does this chapter say?" Batman: "It tells of King David's attempt to bring the Ark of the Covenant back to Jerusalem.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, I tell you what, I'm not joking here, no malarkey. C'mon, man! What was that? Here's the deal. In 2 Samuel 6, we find out what happened when King David brought the Ark of the Lord back to Jerusalem.

  • Donald Trump

    David was determined to bring the Ark of the Covenant, which was a symbol of God's presence, to Jerusalem. He put together a huge procession with the Ark of the Covenant and the people of Israel. The procession was "tremendous," and the people were so happy to be able to bring the Ark to Jerusalem.

  • Family Guy

    Peter Griffin: Alright, so 2 Samuel 6 - it starts out with King David trying to bring the Ark of the Covenant back to Jerusalem, but he's doing it the wrong way, with a bunch of oxen and a cart. Lois Griffin: Whoa, whoa, whoa - the wrong way? He should have been doing it the way the Lord told him to, with poles and no oxen!