• King James Version

    1. And the LORD sent Nathan unto David. And he came unto him, and said unto him, There were two men in one city; the one rich, and the other poor. / 2. The rich {man} had exceeding many flocks and herds:

  • Norm

    In 2 Samuel 12, King David is visited by Nathan the prophet, who tells him about a wealthy man with many sheep who takes the only lamb of a poor man to feed a traveler. David, always one to make the right call, is outraged and demands that the wealthy man be punished.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we’re talking about 2 Samuel 12 today. What’s this chapter about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is about King David’s sin against Uriah the Hittite, and God’s punishment of that sin.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, what do you do for a living, contestant?" Contestant: "Well, I'm currently studying the Bible, and right now I'm focusing on the book of 2 Samuel. Let me tell you what happens in chapter 12!"

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! Listen up recruits! This is 2 Samuel 12 and you better pay attention because it's an important one. David committed adultery with Bathsheba and had her husband, Uriah, killed in battle. God was mad and sent the prophet Nathan to confront David.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Book of Books, Batman! What is this chapter about? Batman: It's about the prophet Nathan confronting King David about his sins. Joker: Oh, I love a good moral lesson! Robin: What did David do wrong?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. My father used to say, "Listen, Jack, if you're gonna be a leader, you gotta pay the price." So King David paid the price for his sins, if you know what I mean. I'm not joking. They put him through the wringer.

  • Donald Trump

    King David had a huge problem - he had messed up bigly and had to face the consequences. He had taken Bathsheba, who was married to the fine people of Uriah the Hittite, and made her his own wife. When Nathan the Prophet heard of it, he gave David a tremendous wake-up call and made him realize that this was not okay.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so we got 2 Samuel 12. What's it say? Lois: Well, the prophet Nathan tells David a story of a rich man and a poor man, and David becomes angry. Brian: Wow, that's like that one time when I got mad at that rich guy at the dog park for not picking up after his Labradoodle.