• King James Version

    1. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. / 2. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness {was} upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

  • Norm

    Hey, Genesis 1. Well, God decided to take a break from his busy schedule of hangin' out and decided to create something. So God created the heavens and the earth, and it was good. Then God decided to fill up the earth with all kinds of cool stuff like plants, animals, and people.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's get started. What's the scoop on Genesis 1? Bible Expert: Genesis 1 is the first chapter of the Bible and it introduces us to the creation story. It tells us how God created the heavens and the earth, and all of the creatures that live in it.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, I'm an avid reader and Bible scholar, so I'd like to share a bit of my knowledge with you. For instance, I can summarize the Bible, chapter by chapter.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Alright, you maggots, listen up! This is Genesis 1. God created the Heavens and the Earth. He made light and separated it from the darkness. He also made the sky, land, and seas. The Earth was covered in water, but then God created dry land and plants.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Scripture, Robin! This chapter talks about the beginning of the world. Robin: Gosh, it's so amazing that God created the world in seven days! Joker: Oh, puh-leeze! What kind of silly story is this?

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, no malarkey! See here, Jack, I'm gonna tell you what it says in Genesis 1. Here's the deal: God created the heavens and the earth. And on the first day, God said, "Let there be light," and there was light! He divided the light from the darkness, and called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.

  • Donald Trump

    We have an amazing story here, folks, starting with Genesis 1. On day one God made light, and separated it from the darkness - huge! On day two God made the sky and the sea, and separated the sea from the sky.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Genesis Chapter One. God creates the world in six days, right? Lois: Yeah, and on the seventh day he rested. Brian: So like, God made the universe in a week, just like Disney made The Lion King 2 in a week!