Peter: Alright, so Genesis Chapter One. God creates the world in six days, right?

Lois: Yeah, and on the seventh day he rested.

Brian: So like, God made the universe in a week, just like Disney made The Lion King 2 in a week!

Meg: Ugh, you guys, can we just focus on the Bible here?

Peter: Whoa, Meg, take it easy. We're getting there. So on the first day God created light and separated it from the darkness.

Stewie: Wow, so God was like "This is gonna be good!"

Lois: The second day God created the sky and the seas.

Brian: Yeah, I bet God was like "Let's get this party started!"

Meg: Third day, God created the land and plants.

Peter: And then God was like "This is gonna be the best party ever!"

Stewie: The fourth day, God created the stars, sun and moon.

Lois: On the fifth day, God created all the creatures of the sea and sky.

Brian: Yeah, God was like "This is gonna be better than an episode of The Simpsons!"

Meg: On the sixth day, God created land animals and humans.

Peter: And he was like "This is gonna be bigger than the Avengers movie!"

Stewie: Finally, on the seventh day God rested.

Lois: And he was like "This is gonna be better than the last season of Game of Thrones!"