Peter: Alright, so, Genesis 27: It's about Isaac telling his son Esau that he's gonna give him a blessing and then his son Jacob tricks him and gets the blessing instead.

Brian: Ugh, sounds like a classic case of nepotism to me.

Lois: Oh, come on Brian, it's a very important part of the Bible.

Peter: Yeah, so, Isaac is getting old and he can't see so well, so he's like "Hey Esau, come here and I'll give you a special blessing" and then Esau goes to hunt some game, but Jacob - his brother - is like "Hold up, I'm gonna get that blessing instead". So he goes to his Mom, Rebekah, and she helps him out.

Stewie: So, basically, Jacob was smarter than his brother, and his Mom was in on the whole scheme?

Lois: That's right, Stewie.

Peter: Yeah, so he disguises himself as Esau and Isaac is like "Ah, I knew it was you Esau, here's your blessing". Then Esau shows up and Isaac is like "Ah, you missed out on the blessing, sorry bro".

Brian: Man, that's cold. Reminds me of when I was trying to get tickets to that Beyonce concert and my cousin got them instead.