Peter: Alright, this is Genesis 28. So, uh, Jacob is leaving home and he takes a pillow and he goes to sleep. Then he has this crazy dream about a staircase to Heaven and God tells him he's gonna be alright.

Stewie: Hark! 'Tis a vision of a stairway to Heaven!

Peter: Yeah, yeah, like that Led Zeppelin song. Anyway, God tells him he's gonna be alright and that he will give him the land he's standing on and his descendants will be like the dust of the Earth.

Lois: Wow, that's a pretty big promise!

Peter: Yeah, so then Jacob wakes up and he's like, "Whoa, that was a crazy dream!" And he's all freaked out and he builds a memorial of stones and he calls it Beth El.

Stewie: Oh, so it's like a sort of a shrine to his God?

Peter: Yeah, and then he pours oil on it and promises that whatever God gives him, he'll give back a tenth of it.

Lois: Wow, that's a pretty big promise too!

Peter: Yeah, so then Jacob wakes up and he's like, "Whoa, that was a crazy dream!" And he's all freaked out and he builds a memorial of stones and he calls it Beth El.

Stewie: Oh, so it's like a sort of a shrine to his God?

Peter: Yeah, and then he pours oil on it and promises that whatever God gives him, he'll give back a tenth of it. Then he makes a vow to follow God, and God blesses him and gives him the name Israel.

Lois: That's a pretty cool story!

Peter: Yeah, it sure is! Anything else?

Stewie: Um...I think that's it! Hey, I wonder if Jacob listened to a lot of Led Zeppelin on the way to Beth El.