Peter: Alright, in this chapter of the Bible, it's all about this dude named Judah. Apparently, he had a kid named Er, who was a real jerk, so God made him die.

Lois: So Judah got married again and had three more sons.

Brian: And then the brothers decided that their youngest brother, Shelah, should marry Judah's widowed daughter-in-law, Tamar. But Judah was like, 'Nah, wait until Shelah is older.'

Stewie: But Judah was a liar, so he never followed through on his promise.

Chris: So Tamar dressed up like a prostitute and tricked Judah into sleeping with her.

Peter: And then she got pregnant. Judah was like, 'Whoa, how did this happen?'

Lois: So she showed him his staff and seal as proof that he was the father.

Brian: And Judah was like, 'Oh, okay.' So Tamar had twins, Perez and Zerah.

Stewie: And that's how it all went down in Genesis 38.