Well, folks, looks like we've got some drama going down in chapter 38 of the Bible. Judah has been busy livin' it up and he's decided to marry a woman named Tamar. But then his first son from Tamar dies, so he figures he'll have his second son marry her. But Judah's second son dies too! So Judah decides to leave her alone. But then he changes his mind and she disguises herself as a prostitute, and Judah gets tricked into sleeping with her. Anyway, it turns out that she was pregnant with twins, and eventually they're born. In the end, Judah learns a valuable lesson about respectin' women and all that good stuff.