Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is Weekend Update. In Genesis 35, God tells Jacob to return to Bethel and make an offering. So Jacob sets up a pillar of stones and names the place Bethel. Then he and his family travel to Ephrath, where Rachel dies in childbirth. Jacob names the child Ben-oni, but his father changes it to Benjamin. Finally, Jacob makes an altar in Hebron and God appears to him and confirms his name change to Israel. And that's the story of Genesis 35. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back to my cave.